Santa Banta Jokes – Atom machine uses for beautiful girl, not gym machine! Once Santa thought in his mind that he should also make body. He went to a gym and said to the trainer – Uncle I want to make a strong body. Tell me which machine should i use? Trainer- son why do… Read More
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Husband Wife Jokes – Eat a little comfortably, my turn is not coming
Husband Wife Jokes – Eat a little comfortably, my turn is not coming What are you seeing like this? The husband and wife were eating Golgappa in the same plate. The wife turned romantic in each other’s eyes and asked: What are you seeing like this? Husband: Eat a little comfortably, my turn is… Read More
Husband Wife Jokes – I have brought flowers for a beautiful woman
Husband Wife Jokes – I have brought flowers for a beautiful woman A man came home very late at night. He thought that the wife would not open the door so soon, so she made an excuse. He said while knocking on the door – open the door, see who has come! Wife: Who… Read More
Friends Jokes – I am still a lion at home, but there Durga ji rides on me
Friends Jokes – I am still a lion at home, but there Durga ji rides on me Santa (from his friend’s banta) – Dude, you turn into a big lion in the office. Then what happens after you reach home? Banta- if I am a man, I am still a lion at home, but there… Read More
Jokes – My eyes have recovered from the operation, hence Munni became infamous
Jokes – My eyes have recovered from the operation, hence Munni became infamous Munni went to bathe, took off clothes, rang the doorbell. Munni: Who? The answer came: Postman. Dressed in a letter, Then went to bathe, took off clothes, Then the bell rang. Munni: Who? The answer came: Dhobi. Then dressed, he accounted for… Read More
Teacher Student Jokes – If you come to school without eating, the earth will rotate like this
Teacher Student Jokes – If you come to school without eating, the earth will rotate like this A madam who taught geography was very thin. He was posted in a village. One day she was asking questions to the children in the class- Tell me, why do you see the earth rotating? One boy told-… Read More
Father Son Jokes – 10 is followed by Gulaam, Begum, Badshah and finally Ace
Father Son Jokes – 10 is followed by Gulaam, Begum, Badshah and finally Ace Dad– Son, have you learned to count? Son– Yes Papa Papa – Good. Tell what comes after 1, 2, 3, 4? Son– 5, 6 Papa – Very good. And after 5, 6 ..? Son– 7, 8, 9, 10 Papa– Shabas. You… Read More
Family Jokes-Jeans Button After Marriage शादी के बाद जीन्स के बटन
Family Jokes-Jeans Button After Marriage The father saw that the son was sealing the button on the paint of the jeans. “Son, we got you married, daughter-in-law came home, still you are buttoning your paint on your own?” … Son: “Dad, you are thinking wrong. This is her jeans.” Father unconscious .. परिवार मजाक –… Read More
Husband Wife Jokes – Sleep Towards Me मेरी तरफ मुंह करके सो जाओ
Husband Wife Jokes – Sleep Towards Me Wife said to husband: Please go to sleep facing me .. I am scared.. Husband: Good!! It’s just my concern .. Even if I die of fear पति पत्नी मजाक-मेरी तरफ मुंह करके सो जाओ पत्नी ने पति को कहा: प्लीज मेरी तरफ मुँह करके सो जाओ.. मुझे डर लग… Read More
Family Jokes-Grandmother, Do You Also Act? दादी दादी, आप ऐक्टिंग भी करती हैं?
Family Jokes-Grandmother, Do You Also Act? Chinky (to Grandma): Grandmother, do you also act? Grandma: No son. But why? Chinky: In the morning Mummy was telling Dad that if you stay here, there will definitely be a drama. पारिवारिक चुटकुले – दादी दादी, आप ऐक्टिंग भी करती हैं? चिंकी (दादी से) : दादी दादी,… Read More