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Joke-Love Marriage Karna Bura Kyu Hota Hai?

Love marriage Karna Itna Bura hai Kya? Ladka Apni Maa Se Jaake Puchhta Hai, Ladka – Maa Kya Love Marriage Karne Se Ghar Wale Naraaz Hote Hain?” Maa – Tu Yakeenan Kisi Chudial Ke Chakkar Mein Hoga Aur Ye Sab Tujhe Usi Daayan Ne Kaha Hoga, Ladkiyan To Bas Ladko Ko Fasane Mein Lagi Rehti Hain, Jahan… Read More

Khuda Se Thoda Raham Khareed Lete

Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete, Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete. Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri, To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete. Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali, Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! i. Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree, Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe… Read More

Kuch Nasha To Aapki Baton Ka Hai

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye, Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai. Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar, Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar, Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna, Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan… Read More

101 Formule of Impressing a Girl

Formula 1 Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai. Formula 2 Ladkiyon se jab bhi mile ek pyaari si smile jarur kare. Formula 3 Hamesha unki help ke liye taiyaar rahe. Formula 4 unka Birth day kabhi naa bhule aur unhe koi Beautiful gift jarur de, yaa… Read More

Shadi Se Pehle aur Shadi Ke Baad

Shaadi Ke Pehle Aur Baad Shaadi ke pehle – Agar Tum Na Hote Shaadi ke baad – Agar Tum Na Hote Shaadi ke pehle – Maine Pyar Kiya Shaadi ke baad – Ye Maine Kya Kiya? Shaadi ke pehle – Kuch Kuch Hota Hai Shaadi ke baad – Kuch Nahi Hota Hai Shaadi ke pehle… Read More

Pyar Karne Wale Pareshan Ho Jate Hain

Khusbu Ne Phool Ko Khas Banaya, Phool Ne Matti Ko Khas Banaya, Chahat Ne Mohabat Ko Khas Banaya, Kambakhat Mohabat Ne Kitno Ko “DEVDAS” Banaya… Logo Ne Pyar Kiya To Kya Kiya Pyar Ki Bewafai Mein Khud Ko Mita Diya Isi Pyar Mein Log Bane Devdas Par Koi Na Ban Saka Mere Jaisa Bindas! Jeet… Read More

Husband Wife ke Hindi Funny Jokes

WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?” HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha…!   Kitna Baybus Hai Insaan Qismat K Aagay Her Sapna Toot Jata Hai Haqeqat K Aagay Jis Ne Kabhi Jhukna Nahi Sekha Duniya Main Wo Bhi Jhuk Jata… Read More

Unki Ek Yad Bechan Kar Jati Hain

Tinka-2 tufan mein bikharte chale gaye tanhai ki gehraion mein utarte chale gaye. Udte thay jinke sahare aasmano mein hum ek-ek karke sab bichadte chale gaye. Fresh flowers are waiting to disturb u Hot coffe waiting to taste ur lips Sun, birds, cool air – all r looking at ur window to say u Good… Read More

Sardar Jokes in Hindi

Sardar got a job in Airtel Custmer: Hello my Airtel sim loked what  to Do? Sardar:  Why dont take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL, thank you for caling. Sardar:  Roz Subha 50 Ladkiya Mera Intezar Karti Hain Man-  Are Vo kaise? Sardar- Maine Girls Collage Bus Ka Drive Hu Na. 2 sardar sending sms their Girl Friend 1st… Read More

Bhul Se Kabhi Hamen Bhi Yaad Kiya Karo

  *********************                                                                                                 Koi     apna aisa hua kare,     Jo shikayatein na gila kare, Jo mere liye hi saja kare,     Jo mere liye hi bana kare, Mein jo rooth jaon manaye woh,     Mein udas hoon to hansaye woh, Sada chupke chupke dabe qadam,     Mere saath hi bas chala kare, Kabhie us se mein… Read More

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