Santa’s Hindi to English translation:
1)Main Aam Admi nahi hu .
I’m not a mango man !
2)Mujhey b english aati hai .
English comes to me also.

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Patni:Agar Me Kho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge
Pati:Me Akhbar Me Istehar Dunga
Patni:Tum Kitne Achhe Ho,Kya Likhwaoge
Pati:Jaha b Raho Khush Rho.!!

 

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Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

 

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Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…

 

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Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

 

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Santa:Mujhe to aankhe band karne par
b dikhayi deta hai
Banta:Acha! Kya dikhta hai?
Santa:Andhera!

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Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana

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Santa:O tere result da ki banya?
Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class
wich 1 sal hor laggay ga?

Santa:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par
fail na hovin mera puttar.

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Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye

Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??

Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..