Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.

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Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main

To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni

Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??

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Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day
rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

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Ek Santa ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu?
Santa bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.