What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?

Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!

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Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

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 Generation Next Motto:

Na hum shaadi karenge,
na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

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A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.

What did they named them?
They named them as ‘Jo-Hua’, ‘So-Hua’