Jokes – Your Wife Has Run Away So You Go To The Police Station

Judge: Your wife has run away

So you go to the police station.

Why did you come to court

Last time the police station was gone,

But the police had searched and brought him back.

 In Hindi –

 Jokes-तुम्हारी पत्नी भाग गई है तो तुम थाने में जाओ

 जज– तुम्हारी पत्नी भाग गई है

तो तुम थाने में जाओ।

कोर्ट क्यों आए हो?

पिछली बार थाने ही गया था,

लेकिन पुलिसवाले उसे ढूंढकर फिर ले आए थे।

In Hinglish –

Jokes-Tumhaaree patnee bhaag gaee hai to tum thaane mein jao 

Jaj-  Tumhaaree patnee bhaag gaee hai
to tum thaane mein jao.
Kort kyon aae ho?
Pichhalee baar thaane hee gaya tha,
Lekin pulisavaale use dhoondhakar phir le aae the.