Sardar got a job in Airtel
Custmer: Hello my Airtel sim loked what  to Do?
Sardar:  Why dont take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL, thank you for caling.

Sardar:  Roz Subha 50 Ladkiya Mera Intezar Karti Hain
Man-  Are Vo kaise?
Sardar- Maine Girls Collage Bus Ka Drive Hu Na.


2 sardar sending sms their Girl Friend
1st sardar: Mai tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
2nd: No
1st:Why?
2nd: Usne handwriting pehchan li to……?


Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar: Q Uthau, 30 Rs.De K Jo Gana Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Bap Sune..


Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?
Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…