Funny Jokes-ये प्यार क्या होता है….??? लड़की ने शर्माते हुए पूछा- ये प्यार क्या होता है….??? लड़के ने सोचा इंप्रेशन जमाने का यही मौका है… उसने जवाब दिया- प्यार का रिश्ता दो इंसानों में वही होता है जो सीमेंट और रेत के बीच पानी का होता है, फर्ज करो… लड़का = सीमेंट लड़की = रेत प्यार = पानी… Read More
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Jokes-Mein Mandir Mein Darshan Karne Jata Hun
मैं मंदिर में दर्शन करने जाता हूं पति– तुम यहीं रुक जाओ। मैं मंदिर में दर्शन करने जाता हूं। पत्नी– क्यों? मुझे भी दर्शन करने हैं। मैं भी साथ चलूंगी। पति– अरे वह तो ठीक है पर मंदिर का भी कोई नियम-कायदा है कि नहीं! जब सामने बोर्ड पर साफ-साफ लिखा हुआ है कि नशीली, विस्फोटक सामग्री… Read More
Joke-Landline aur CellPhone Me Kya Fark Hota Hai
Banta Apni Job Ke Liye Ek Company Mein Interview Dene Gaya. Interviewer Ne Banta Se Puchha- Landline Aur Cellphone Mein Kya Farak Hai? Intelligent Answer By Banta– Landline Mein Number Ungliyon Se Dial Karna Padta Hai Aur Cellphone Mein Anguthe Se. Like this:Like Loading…
Joke-Bhagwan Se Panga Nahi Lena
Ek Din Pappu Samundar Mein Naha Raha Tha, Tabhi Achanak Doobne Lagta Hai, Doobne Laga To Usne Pooja Karne Shuru Kar Di. Pappu– Hey Bhagwan, Agar Main Bach Gaya To Gareeb Logo Ko Biryani Khilaunga, Tabhi Ek Zor-Daar Lehar Aayi Aur Usko Samundar Ke Kinare Par Phenk Diya Pappu Ne Upar Dekh Ke Kaha.… Read More
Joke-Maa Sab Janti Hai
5 Years Old Boy– I Love You Mom. Mom– Awww! I Love You Too Beta. 16 Years Old Boy- Mama, I Love You. Mom– I Don’t Have Money Son, Ask You Father. 25 Years Old Boy– Mom, I Love You. Mom– Kaun Hai Wo Kamini? Naam To Bata Jara Uska But Asli… Read More
Joke-Laal Chij Jo Trin Trin Karti Hai
Santa Ne Banta Se Ek Sawaal Puchha. Santa– Aisi Kaun Si Cheez Hai Jo Laal Hai Aur Trin-Trin Karti Hai? Banta– Telephone. Santa– Galat Jawaab. Banta– To Phir Sahi Kya Hai? Santa– Tamatar, Trin-Trin To Khali Confusion Ke Liye Bola Tha. Like this:Like Loading…
Bollywood Joke-Real Name in Bollywood
Real Name in Bollywood Aamir Khan – Aamir Hussain Khan Ajay Devgan – Vishal Devgan Ajit – Hamid Ali Khan Akshay Kumar – Rajiv Bhatia Amitabh Bachchan – Amit Srivastav Ashok Kumar – Kumud Ganguly Bobby Deol – Vijay Singh Deol Dev Anand – Devdutt Pishorimal Anand Dharmendra – Dharam Singh Deol Dilip Kumar –… Read More
Jokes- What is Difference Between Dava and Daru?
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi. ———————————————- What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven?… Read More
Jokes- Judge kehta hai ki Yum Limit Cross Kar Rahe Ho
Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai? ————————————————– Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad… Read More
Jokes- Full Form of GIRL
FULL FORM OF GIRL: G: Gossip mein sabse aage, I: Innocent sirf shakal se, R: Rone ki automatic machine, L: Ladaayi mein sabki maa. Like this:Like Loading…