Friends Jokes – I am still a lion at home, but there Durga ji rides on me Santa (from his friend’s banta) – Dude, you turn into a big lion in the office. Then what happens after you reach home? Banta- if I am a man, I am still a lion at home, but there… Read More
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Jokes – My eyes have recovered from the operation, hence Munni became infamous
Jokes – My eyes have recovered from the operation, hence Munni became infamous Munni went to bathe, took off clothes, rang the doorbell. Munni: Who? The answer came: Postman. Dressed in a letter, Then went to bathe, took off clothes, Then the bell rang. Munni: Who? The answer came: Dhobi. Then dressed, he accounted for… Read More
Teacher Student Jokes – If you come to school without eating, the earth will rotate like this
Teacher Student Jokes – If you come to school without eating, the earth will rotate like this A madam who taught geography was very thin. He was posted in a village. One day she was asking questions to the children in the class- Tell me, why do you see the earth rotating? One boy told-… Read More
Family Jokes-Jeans Button After Marriage शादी के बाद जीन्स के बटन
Family Jokes-Jeans Button After Marriage The father saw that the son was sealing the button on the paint of the jeans. “Son, we got you married, daughter-in-law came home, still you are buttoning your paint on your own?” … Son: “Dad, you are thinking wrong. This is her jeans.” Father unconscious .. परिवार मजाक –… Read More
Husband Wife Jokes – Sleep Towards Me मेरी तरफ मुंह करके सो जाओ
Husband Wife Jokes – Sleep Towards Me Wife said to husband: Please go to sleep facing me .. I am scared.. Husband: Good!! It’s just my concern .. Even if I die of fear पति पत्नी मजाक-मेरी तरफ मुंह करके सो जाओ पत्नी ने पति को कहा: प्लीज मेरी तरफ मुँह करके सो जाओ.. मुझे डर लग… Read More
Family Jokes-Grandmother, Do You Also Act? दादी दादी, आप ऐक्टिंग भी करती हैं?
Family Jokes-Grandmother, Do You Also Act? Chinky (to Grandma): Grandmother, do you also act? Grandma: No son. But why? Chinky: In the morning Mummy was telling Dad that if you stay here, there will definitely be a drama. पारिवारिक चुटकुले – दादी दादी, आप ऐक्टिंग भी करती हैं? चिंकी (दादी से) : दादी दादी,… Read More
Jokes-Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu
Jokes-Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu संता– अरे यार ये मोबाइल तो मुझे कंगाल कर देगा। बंता– क्यों? संता– बार-बार दिखाता है बैटरी लो, अब तक 50 बैटरी बदल चुका हूं। Like this:Like Loading…
Jokes-Swarg Ka Aapke Dada Ka Hai तो स्वर्ग क्या आपके दादा का है
Jokes-Swarg Ka Aapke Dada Ka Hai तो स्वर्ग क्या आपके दादा का है साधु– बच्चा, तुझे स्वर्ग मिलेगा। लाओ, ये 10 रु. का नोट मुझे दे दो। लड़का– 10 रु. का नोट लेकर क्या करोगे बाबा? लो, मैं आपको पूरी दिल्ली देता हूं। आज से दिल्ली आपकी हुई। साधु– दिल्ली क्या तेरे बाप की है जो मुझे दे… Read More
Jokes-Boss Fail Aur Pappu Pass Ho Gaya
Jokes-Boss Fail Aur Pappu Pass Ho Gaya एक कंपनी के बॉस ने पप्पू का इंटरव्यू लिया बॉस– मि. पप्पू मुझे आपकी अंग्रेजी चेक करनी है। विलोम शब्द बताइए- Good पप्पू– Bad बॉस– Come पप्पू– Go बॉस– Ugly पप्पू– Pichhlli बॉस– Pichhli? पप्पू– UGLY बॉस– Shut Up! पप्पू– Keep talking. बॉस– Now stop all this. पप्पू– Then carry on all that. बॉस– अबे, चुप हो जा…चुप हो जा…चुप हो… Read More
Jokes-Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do
Jokes-Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do DEVDAS Of 2019 Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do! Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do! Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do! Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do! Aur Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey Bolengey.. Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka… Read More