Santa Banta Jokes – Atom machine uses for beautiful girl, not gym machine! Once Santa thought in his mind that he should also make body. He went to a gym and said to the trainer – Uncle I want to make a strong body. Tell me which machine should i use? Trainer- son why do… Read More
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Santa Banta Jokes – This Mobile Will Make Me Poor यह मोबाइल मुझे कंगाल कर देगा
Santa Banta Jokes – This Mobile Will Make Me Poor Santa– Hey, this mobile will make me poor. Banta– Why? Santa – Repeatedly take the battery, have changed 50 batteries so far सांता बंता चुटकुले- यह मोबाइल मुझे कंगाल कर देगा संता– अरे यार ये मोबाइल तो मुझे कंगाल कर देगा। बंता– क्यों? संता– बार-बार दिखाता… Read More
Santa Banta Jokes-Santa Ko Muglon Ne Pakda संता को मुगलों ने पकड़ लिया
Santa Banta Jokes-Santa Ko Muglon Ne Pakda संता को मुगलों ने पकड़ लिया संता को मुगलों ने पकड़ लिया और उसे अकबर के पास ले गए… अकबर: इसको बंदी बना दिया जाए.. संता: नहीं नहीं जांहपनाह! रहम करो!!! मुझे बंदा ही रहने दो… Like this:Like Loading…
Joke-Landline aur CellPhone Me Kya Fark Hota Hai
Banta Apni Job Ke Liye Ek Company Mein Interview Dene Gaya. Interviewer Ne Banta Se Puchha- Landline Aur Cellphone Mein Kya Farak Hai? Intelligent Answer By Banta– Landline Mein Number Ungliyon Se Dial Karna Padta Hai Aur Cellphone Mein Anguthe Se. Like this:Like Loading…
Joke-Laal Chij Jo Trin Trin Karti Hai
Santa Ne Banta Se Ek Sawaal Puchha. Santa– Aisi Kaun Si Cheez Hai Jo Laal Hai Aur Trin-Trin Karti Hai? Banta– Telephone. Santa– Galat Jawaab. Banta– To Phir Sahi Kya Hai? Santa– Tamatar, Trin-Trin To Khali Confusion Ke Liye Bola Tha. Like this:Like Loading…
Hindi Jokes- Agar Mein Kho Gayi to Tum Kya Karoge Mere Patidev
Santa’s Hindi to English translation: 1)Main Aam Admi nahi hu . I’m not a mango man ! 2)Mujhey b english aati hai . English comes to me also. *********************************** Patni:Agar Me Kho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge Pati:Me Akhbar Me Istehar Dunga Patni:Tum Kitne Achhe Ho,Kya Likhwaoge Pati:Jaha b Raho Khush Rho.!! ************************** Child:papa… Read More
Jokes- Call for Sania Mirza
Santa – Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki Banta – That’s Great Yaar, Usne Kya Kahaa? Santa – Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER Like this:Like Loading…